Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Ahoy-hoy

That's how Monte Burns answered the phone when he learned how to use it in a fantastic episode featuring Smithers going to a gay resort. The simpsons, again, are my gospel. And I don't say that with the pride you might've read it with.

My taxes are killing me softly with their song. Which has (become) very loud as of late.

Gotten is not a word.

A few standup idears:

Hardest job on earth: Israeli Bus Driver. I'm fairly certain that it's staffed entirely with temps.