Monday, January 31, 2005

When did Jesus become a Republican?

I'm fucking serious. Was it after he took back that whole "Rich people ain't going to heaven" thing, or was it when he told the lepers they should get a job with health insurance so a professional could wipe their nasty ass feet?

Or maybe it was when he said wars have acceptable losses.

Or maybe it was when he said teenagers impregnated by their own family members should be forced to give birth.

Someone please fucking remind me, cause I forget.


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