Monday, January 31, 2005

Yellow and Blue make Green

Greatest design idea in twenty years.

Yellow seam meets blue seam on resealable sandwich bag. Resulting greenness lets you know it's sealed tight.

Sagmeister is pure masturbation. Advertising is dead. Products are their own brand.

When did Jesus become a Republican?

I'm fucking serious. Was it after he took back that whole "Rich people ain't going to heaven" thing, or was it when he told the lepers they should get a job with health insurance so a professional could wipe their nasty ass feet?

Or maybe it was when he said wars have acceptable losses.

Or maybe it was when he said teenagers impregnated by their own family members should be forced to give birth.

Someone please fucking remind me, cause I forget.

Friday, January 28, 2005

Here I am, on the World Wide Internet!

Blogging. Or, as the word suggests, Web Logging.

Look for more of my web logs in the near future!